Retirement card
Chill Beaver
- Change every word, free.
- Add your voice, a photo, a drawing or a song, free. See an example
- Printed and mailed the next business day: $9.99, free US shipping.
- Damaged, misprinted or lost in the mail? We’ll send a new one. Refund policy
About this card
For a colleague, neighbor, or friend who’s finally trading spreadsheets and meetings for slow mornings and sunrises, this cheeky retirement card does the celebrating for you. The cover’s tagline—“dam, that was a long career”—sets the tone, while the illustration of a content beaver in sunglasses and a bright floral shirt lounging on a striped deck chair makes it clear: it’s time to relax. Send it to someone who needs a laugh and a gentle nudge to enjoy the softer pace.
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The scene is warm and colorful, with the beaver’s wide grin, flippered feet and flat, crisscrossed tail anchored on a wooden dock by a calm lake. A small side table holds a pink drink with an umbrella and lemon slice, and the sunset over pine-dotted hills bathes the whole moment in mellow golds and greens. It’s a playful, laid-back image that feels like the start of countless leisurely mornings.
Writing the inside? Retirement messages and wishes
