Retirement card
Cozy Rooster
- Change every word, free.
- Add your voice, a photo, a drawing or a song, free. See an example
- Printed and mailed the next business day: $9.99, free US shipping.
- Damaged, misprinted or lost in the mail? We’ll send a new one. Refund policy
About this card
For the colleague or friend stepping away from alarm clocks and meetings, this cartoon retirement card is a warm, sly little send-off. The front shows a plump rooster tucked under a patchwork quilt, sleeping with a stitched eye mask and a satisfied smile; above him the headline reads “Someone else’s problem now” and a wall clock cheekily labels the time as “none.” It’s pitched for anyone who’s earned the right to hand off responsibilities and trade hustle for long, slow mornings.
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The illustration’s cozy palette of cream, warm wood tones, and muted reds gives the scene a mellow, homey glow, and the small “Do Not Disturb (Seriously)” sign nailed to the footboard nails the joke with gentle affection. It feels like congratulating someone on a well-deserved retreat—funny without being snarky, soft around the edges, and utterly convinced they’ve earned every minute of rest to come.
Writing the inside? Retirement messages and wishes
